Cross-posted:

From the newsletter of uber-genius William James Sidis 1938 (written by 10 year old high school girl):

Mr. Roosevelt is my shepherd.
I live in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He leadeth me into the paths of destruction for his party's sake.
Yes, though I walk through the valley of the Depression,
I anticipate no recovery, for he is with me.
He annointeth my small income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over.
Surely unemployment and poverty shall follow we all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a mortgaged house forever.
What a man!